I found a list of 50 top atheist aphorisms. I trimmed the list to 20 of my favorites, and present them to you, for your comments.
My favorite ones were:
- Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers
- Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
- Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.
- He's Dead.
It's Been 2,000 years.
He's Not Coming Back.
Get OVER It Already! - All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. - Edgar Allen Poe.
- Viva La Evolución!
- Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season
- I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist
- People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs
- GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!
- Science: It Works, Bitches.
- "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987
- If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
- Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia
- The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative
- If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?
- How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?
- Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War
- Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony
- When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.
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