Monday, January 14, 2008

Simon's selected list of atheist aphorisms

I found a list of 50 top atheist aphorisms. I trimmed the list to 20 of my favorites, and present them to you, for your comments.

My favorite ones were:

  1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers

  2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole

  3. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.

  4. He's Dead.
    It's Been 2,000 years.
    He's Not Coming Back.
    Get OVER It Already!

  5. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. - Edgar Allen Poe.

  6. Viva La Evolución!

  7. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season

  8. I Wouldn't Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist

  9. People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs

  10. GOD - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

  11. Science: It Works, Bitches.

  12. "Intelligent Design" Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987

  13. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

  14. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia

  15. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

  16. If we were made in his image, when why aren't humans invisible too?

  17. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?

  18. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War

  19. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

  20. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on
    Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays, Cash Me Out. Frank Sinatra.

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